we are a hurricane.

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reckless-utopia:

OMG!

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i-dream-of-jimmy:

Okay, so my dad was telling me today, I don’t know why, but he was. He said “You know how you can tell if a guy has a big pecker!?” And I’m like “Uhh… Dad…” And then he’s like “You know that MGMT boy you’re obsessed over?” and I’m like “Uhhh… Daddy…?” And he’s like “Well… I was looking at his arms… and well, you see the secret is, if they have really big veiny arms, it doesn’t matter how big their arms are, they just have to be veiny…” and I’m like, “Oh my god,” and then he goes “If they have veiny arms like that MGMT boy then they’re gonna be well hung.” Then I’m like “Oh Jesus.” and he’s like “Yeah, so when I saw that MGMT boy’s arms I knew, that kid must have a shalong the length of Texas!” and then I laughed so hard that I doubled over and my pants ripped. XD 

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Maybe you’re the same as me, we see things they’ll never see… You and I are gonna live forever.

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n0v4caine:

congratulations

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